I needed a little humor, so I pulled up my favorite RFC documents.  Now before you pass out and die of bordom, hear me out ...and this was a stark reminder of how much of a geek I am.  Anyway there's two experimental RFC docs that exist, and yes they are real, and go as such...

A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers

and... of course there's an update to an "old" 1990 protocol so we also have...

IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service 

For those of you who think I'm kidding ... check out this and this.  So whats the point?  Sometimes, RFC standards can be fun ...and god I'm such a nerd.  I think I'm going to suggest another update and suggest the transmission of datagrams using an affixed data-holding device for higher datagram capacity.